We went and saw "Spiderman 2" tonight, which isn't the subject of this post (trying to type with Phil wrapped around my left hand). In the pre-movie teasers, they showed a preview for "Anacondas: The search for the Blood Orchid".

Yep. The first "Anaconda" movie wasn't bad enough. They had to go and make an even dumber looking sequel. Big snake eats big people one right after another and never crawls off to find a warm spot to sit and digest the meal.

This movie was probably written by the same folks who write "The Weekly World News".

I'm in the wrong business. I can write better stories than that...