I am an idiot.... (Lesson Learned)

[KayleighBrown]

Lesson Number One: If you're stupid like me, you'll put your adult python down on the floor, expecting you can undress faster then she could slither away. Yeah....

So I get home from grocery shopping, and put everything away. Then I walk to the room and get out my new big girl who I adore so much. ...I'm a little tired, hot, sweaty from walking around in abnormal warmer weather for fall/winter. So I decide to set her down by my feet just for a moment, as I begin to undress and change. I keep my eyes on her, really I do, I then realized she was moving over toward the side of my dresser, and just as I'm half undressed, she starts getting shorter and shorter, then it dawns on me. She's going behind my dresser and -half naked- I rush to catch her by the tail and hope to gently wriggle her upward and out, and she wasn't having it. I had no choice but to let her go, and call for my husband. He asked me what happened and I told him, I screwed up. He hugged me and helped me move the very heavy dresser, and to our surprise she wasn't even under it anymore. We then start checking our drawers, and I end up finding her up in my undie/sock droor, looking at me like nothing had happened. She was just like "Sup, Gotcha!"

Yeah, never again...