For us Americans who celebrate it and actually have off(not me). If it wasn't for the native Americans finding Columbus lost in the ocean, some of us wouldn't be here today. Let's raise a glass.

And for the Canadians who bring us maple syrup, hockey, very attractive womens, and some cool celebrities(you can keep the beiber/cyrus twins)*. Some of us thank you.






*I know Cyrus isn't from Canadia but she and Beiber look like sisters now so they are getting lumped together.