So. I have this friend and no lie...both of the following stories happened.
1. I was going with Jenny to get her a tattoo while I was on vacation visiting her. She stopped by the tattoo parlor to inquire about how much it would cost. Once she got the estimated cost, we left to go to the bank to get cash. On the way to the bank, we stop at a red light. Across from us on the corner of the road is a Texaco gas station and a Taco Bell. In the Texaco parking lot was a Bank of America drive up ATM. All three were in plain sight of us since we were the first in light at the stoplight.
Me: "Oh Look! My bank is across the street!"
Jenny: "What? -pauses and looks around- Texaco?"
Me: "Um...no. Try again."
Jenny: "Taco Bell? -says in a confused tone-"
Me: "In front of Texaco, genius."
Jenny: "OH! -lightbulb goes off- A Bank of America!"
Naturally, when we go over to a friend's house after Jenny got her tattoo, I was telling our friend Ashley about Jenny's blonde moment. I mean...it's hilarious, who wouldn't share? So I'm telling this story to Ashley and all of the sudden, Jenny inserts herself into our phone conversation by saying "You never know...Taco Bell might have a credit card like a department store!" Ashley and I both stopped talking, looked at Jenny, and busted out laughing.
2. I was on the phone with Jenny one day (Jenny lives in Atlanta and I in Houston so it's easier to talk on the phone) and we're carrying on a normal conversation. There wasn't anything fancy about it. I hear this scuffle so I naturally ask Jenny what happened because it sounded like she dropped the phone.
Me: Jenny? What happened? Did you drop your phone?
Jenny: No, I was walking and I fell.
Me: What were you doing that caused you to fall?
Jenny: I was walking on a curb and I was watching where I was walking.
Me: -dies of laughter- How does one fall while watching where they were walking?
Jenny: -hangs up-
These special moments with my friend Jenny have been dubbed "Jenny Moments" because they surpass even the blondest of moments (she's blonde to boot too!)
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