I don't have cable because I think it's the biggest load of overpriced crap since $126 yoga pants. I'm not really "addicted" to a lot of current shows. I basically just find a series on Netflix and watch it in the evenings until I'm done with it and then I find something else.

Unfortunately, I found Teen Mom. There's a Teen Mom 2 too. I'm not proud of it, but we're all friends here, right? Anyway- does anyone else watch this? If so, would anyone like to kick in a few bucks toward my "Order a Hit on Amber Fund"?

I'm 35 years old and I had my daughter when I was 23 and already married (not knocked up at the wedding), it's not like I can relate to these girls! I don't know what the hell my problem is, I can't stop watching it! I've gone as far as I can with Teen Mom 2 until the new episodes are posted (Hey, it's the 21st! They're on mtv.com now!) and I'm on the season finale of season two of Teen Mom....but I'll be done with that season in about 52-68 minutes, depending on how long it takes me to finish this nonsense.

Where are these girls getting the money to rent nice apartments and wear nice clothes?? None of my high school teen mom friends drove brand new freaking Chargers while unemployed! My furniture right now isn't as nice as most of theirs! And half of them have braces. Do you know how much braces cost? A lot! And why doesn't Dr Drew ever tell Farrah that she's a spoiled princess who should be thanking her overbearing mother instead of crying all the damn time that mommy's "annoying"?? All these questions!

Thanks for letting me vent. I'd love to hear about anyone else's shameful television addictions!