Okay this thread is for people to post awkward conversation one liners about BP's.
Example-
Me- yeah, I had a lazy weekend. I just "sat around on the couch and played with my balls whilst watching TV. All in all..... good weekend.

Newly found friend-<----- (ALARMED!!! WTF) ummm.... Oh! wait! I forgot I have that... thing..... I have to do! Bye (walking away)

Me- huh... Okay.... Ummmm.... OOOO sh$&! I was talking about my ball pythons. I own snakes!!!

EX NEWLY found friend- no response due to large amount of distance covered over a short period of time while trying to escape a guy who he believed made a reference to his testicles as if he was talking about the Sunday football game

lmao. This isn't a real scenario. It's just an example but I'm sure there are people out there who have some funny stories, and if not stories some funny BP reference one liners. Let me hear em!!!!