Yuk, on your keyboard? Be glad you aren't into cats!!!!
I've been pooped on by all kinds of snakes; kingsnakes, milksnakes, hognose, other pythons, (notably retics and bloods, occasionally a burmese), but never has one of my BP's unloaded on me, (but I haven't stuck a rod up one's butt lately, so maybe that's the trick?). I'll remember the paper towel when I do. BTW, I like the probes you linked me to, so I put them on my Ebay watch list. I like that the sizes are color coded, so even though there are a few lesser expensive sets out there, I think I'll probably end up with those; thanks!
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