I just posted this on Craigslist;
Birthday For Trade or Best Offer
I've had so many birthdays, I've decided to start getting rid of them from now on. If you would like an extra birthday this year, please make an offer. Trades also considered. Don't celebrate Christmas, but would like to get an extra day with presents? Let's swap! Do you dread those awful Thanksgiving get-togethers with your dysfunctional family? Let's swap - I'll take your unwanted Thanksgiving. You can have my birthday and enjoy some cake with your friends.
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