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[BrandiR]

If you're looking for a television show that paints an accurate depiction of these accounts, keep looking. Fatal Attractions is incredibly sensationalized and utter bullpocky. In my opinion, it's just too absurd and overblown too even have a laugh over without wanting to flip over the coffee table. 6_9

However this does give me an excuse to link an article written by Dean Ripa, owner of the Cape Fear Serpentarium, after he was bitten by a Bushmaster and Fatal Attractions contacted him to film an episode "documenting" his experience. It's a good read.

I wish I knew what you look like. It would be interesting to know how accurate this mental image is of you flipping a coffee table and screaming at the tv