By most accounts, ball python bites don't hurt. I haven't been bitten by mine yet but I'm sure it's only a matter of time since everything that can bite me eventually does.

Help me prepare! What's the worst animal bite you've ever had?

For me : African Grey, hands down. He hates me.
Getting your finger stuck in the Swifter hole kind of sucks too. I know, that's not an animal, but it feels like a bite.

So...what am I looking at here? Way less painful than either of those?