Does that make me a bad person?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9_6b...eature=related
(Okay, actually I laughed 2/3 of the way through, and then I spent the last minute yelling, "Pencil, get a pencil! Dude, don't stick your thumb in there! Put a pencil between his jaws, he'll let right go! Don't pull on him! Argh. GET A PENCIL.")