[Moderators, feel free to move this if it's in the wrong section, ty.]

This is a bit of a vent and slightly amusing yet frustrating at the same time:

I have 5 snakes, 4 of which I have had for 8 years or more. I have only been pooped on 3 times ever and that was by my California kingsnake(Oreo) all before he was 1 year old, 10 years ago. In the past 6 months, I have been pooped on 3 times total between him and my Ratsnake. At least this time it was on my shirt and did not go between the cushions of the couch. Which is really horrible to deal with when the cushions don't come off. The real clincher is that he pooped 2 days ago in his water bowl and apparently saved his main drop for my chest. I'd rather deal with him trying to swallow my finger every time I take him out, not having to take a shower. Gahhhhh!!!

Ok I'm done, feel free to share your own snake defecation stories.

I'm gonna go shower now. Uggh!