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The BEST ambassador!
Ahem,
My dear Vimes just shed, not yet an hour ago
He looked quite remarkable, he sparkled and glowed!
His scales her so smooth, he was practically soft
In such a fine state, I thought to show him off
I brought him downstairs, only Father was there
He is not fond of snakes, but I didn't care
I sang of his grandeur, his dearness, his size
Slowly grabbing the interest of my Father's blue eyes
He looked over from his spot on my mother's new couch
And I thought to myself, "I've won over this grouch!"
But then, alas, as I spoke of Vimes' wit
All over the couch, he took a huge :cens0r:
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