So when I first got my ball I asked some of my friends for naming suggestions. I still reserve the right to nickname him Boots wen he's in a nippy mood, LOL. Anyway, some of them were pretty corny.

Charlton Hisston
William Snakespeare
Longfellow
Trouser

I know we have some fairly brilliant and funny people on here, what are some of the best/worst funny pet names you've come up with over the years?