Lol. I was at the Lone Star Reptile Expo earlier, and was holding a gorgeous little female carpet python (I don't know diddly about carpets, but she was labeled as a platinum, was a pretty bronzy and yellow, and was selling for $60).

Suddenly the little thing nipped me! She was so tiny her teeth didn't even nick the skin, and I only knew she did because my finger suddenly felt wet from the inside of her mouth. She made me jump, though!

Is it sad that I totally wanted to get her, just because she's fiesty? Sadly, wasn't allowed to bring her home, but she was a gorgeous little girl.