So here I am, minding my own business, when my desk phone rings. One of my sales agents is on the line and asks if I can take a call and speak to a customer concerning a shipping request for his order.

I'm like, "sure, send him on over." So I get this guy on my phone, who wants me to speed up his order after we have already explained to him that the item he ordered isn't available to ship for 4-5 days and that I will send him an email if I am able to get it to him faster. What does he say to me?

"I AMMM A ROOOOBBOOTTT. IIII HAVVEE NOOO PULLLSEE."

Me: "I'm sorry, sir?"

This fella continues to go on & on with nonsense and then tells me to get a better personality. I'm attempting to help a guy who is attempting to pick on me through the phone. Now I am pretty sure that if this guy had walked into my office and requested that I help him with something he wouldn't talk to me like this.

"I AMMM A ROOOOBBOOTTT. IIII HAVVEE NOOO PULLLSEE."

I ended up telling the guy that my personality has no relation to the service that he has been provided and he got off the phone but geesh, have some common courtesy! Is that so much to ask?

Seriously though, if I were a robot, I'm pretty sure he just made my brain malfunction.