Oh my dear ball pythons.
How you lovingly carpet bomb you're water bowls each and every time!
Like a marksman, you aim for perfect crevasse of your tub
Symmetrically, you align your dastardly presents!
Out of the tub, I lifting your chunky urine soaked bodies wriggling with glee
You give me that look of pride and satisfaction!
You're flicking tongue mocks me as I convulse at the putrid stench
You know what you have done!
I thought you were gravid...it was just the titanic of turds!
I loathe how you save up you're payload until you are bursting
My neighbors know before I do, when you finally poo!
I thought you nothing produce a turd as aweful as you, but i was wrong
My huge blood python just finally dropped her first bomb!
-End rant.
Today, all of my adults decided to bomb me. Including the 2 for 1 breeding pair shed and :cens0r::cens0r::cens0r::cens0r: special!
Just goes to show how much we love our reptiles
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