I was just telling a few people I work with my most embarrassing story so I figured I would share it hear as well and hopefully hear some worse lol.
Note before reading : My wife doesn't cook, I do all the cooking.
So me and my wife go shopping every Sunday morning. About 6 months ago we went about our usual Sunday morning routine and were shopping for about 40 min or so and made our way to the meat section. So I happen to look over and I see my wife looking at the meat like she knew what she was even looking at. So I walk up behind her and give her a tap on the tush and say "Rach what the hell are looking at you know you cant cook "............. Well it wasn't my wife . Yupp I tapped another woman's butt and her boyfriend was right there as well ....Cracking up laughing because I don't know who was more shocked me or her. I never studdered soo much in my life "I I I I 'm soo sososorry lady, your wearing the ssssame cloths as my wife " hahahahahaha . I take a look over and my wife has that stare that says" I could walk away right now and pretend I dont even know him ". BUT in my defense she had the same build and wearing the same exact cloths and the same hair style. Needless to say I do not touch the tushy in public until I get visual facial confirmation.
So there is mine , I know you all have them so lets hear them !!!!!! Well read them lol
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