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    Break-up Letter...

    A soldier stationed received a letter from his girlfriend back home.
    It read as follows:

    Dear Ricky,
    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
    just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you these past two years since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
    I'm so sorry, but please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
    Love,
    Becky...

    The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their wives, girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
    In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures that he had collected from his buddies.

    There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note:

    Dear Becky,
    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
    Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
    Take Care,
    Ricky

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