Who wants to sponsor me?

[Samuel]

I am going to Florida in November, and since you are all so awesome I thougt you would all like to contribute to my Vacation fund.

*sets jar on post-corner with starving Ugandan children taped to it with the words "Please help me" written in purple crayon above the affixed photos."

Did I say vacation, I meant feed the children.

*pulls out guitar and starts strumming and singing as tears flow down my cheek, pooling in the guitar case*

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Seriously though, who's going to help me out here? YOu know what I would really like is to meet some friends down there .. meet some new people even? Anyone want to have some fun with me in Florida?