when your out-of-state relatives call and their first question is "How are the snakes?"

you own a hundred tupperware/rubbermaid containers, but can't store any food in them because all the lids have holes in them.

when you are spotted by petco management, they send customers asking questions about the reptiles to you instead of their employees.

the electric company asks you why you need a 200 amp service when all your major appliances are gas.

you buy bleach but never use it in laundry.

when your electric bill is higher than your heating bill