A 6+ foot black rat snake I found in my front yard my Jr. year of H.S. I though it was a piece of cable!! Bent down to pick it up and it moved

So of course I carefully picked him up, took him inside and said "mom, look what I found!!"

She barely looked up, said "that's nice, now take it outside"


Geez, I know some people that would FREAK but no reaction