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    Blind man in a female biker bar

    A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

    After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things:

    1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

    5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister.

    Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
    'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
    Charles B. Cardell
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    People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing
    it. - George Bernard Shaw

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