So my entire apartment complex is getting inspected, general stuff like checking that smoke alarms work and no blatant lease violations etc, and of course they want the apartments clean and tidy without too much mess or trash.

Unlucky me, I generally live in one big pile of clothes that need to be washed and dishes that I put off cleaning for too long. I set aside all day today to clean, and of course I couldn't even bring myself to get started until the day was literally over. It's now past 2 AM friday morning, the day of inspection, and here I am doing dishes and laundry and picking up all the random crap I've thrown all over my floor.. everything from fishing lures (packaged, otherwise a misstep would really hurt!) to guitar hero controllers and wiimotes.

It helps to complain a little bit before getting back to work