It just came to mind after reading a thread. Here's mine:

I was holding Candice and she was laying on my stomach and I was playing Xbox and I knew at some point during that day she'll defecate and if it was on me I wouldn't care (then I was thinking about how nasty it would smell and it being.. fresh..). So anyway I was playing my video game when all of a sudden my shirt and pants feel a bit coldish or damp so I looked over and Candice totally peed all over me. I got up and there was the biggest pee stain on the sheets (I was laying on a matress that pulls out of my couch and I put sheets and a blanket on it) I've ever seen and a lot of the pee was on me also. So I put her back, change my clothes, and then go over and take off the sheets. In my head I was thinking, "I never knew a snake could pee SO MUCH!"
Seriously, I never knew snakes could pee that much. Like (not to gross anyone out) she probably peed a lot more than my cat. Like you don't even know what a huge pee spot it was, I was just staring at it in amazement actually because I didn't even know a snake could pee so much! Lol.