OK, this is sort of a contest. (Sorry, no prizes.) I heard a song today and it got me thinking. I know a bunch of people probably have songs about their home towns, but who is from the smallest town that has a song about it that they can post lyrics to? (And no, you cannot make up your own just to answer this post. It has to be something already written.) I guess maybe if you wrote a song you can post it but it probably works better if it's something already "famous" or well known.