If I had a quarter for every silly question I got, oh I would be up to my neck in morphs!
The most common questions that people ask(or say to) me when they see my snakes is:
"Whoa, I didn't know snakes drink water!" And, "Oh wait, I just ate, do you think they'll bite me?" Because we all know how much snakes love hot wings.
And I have ran into some people "claiming" they once owned a snake, "Oh yeah, I use to have a bp(and/or Red tail ball python, or Burmese ball python), and it was 8 feet long, I wish I would have taken pics of it, but I had to get rid of it." My response: "Would you like to hold this bp?" Theirs: "Nah.., thats ok... You can put it back now though." (while looking nervous)
Oh and the classics, "Are they poisoness?" and "Can they kill you?"