My stupid sister went to a lake, left with a net, and came back. I walk into my room to see that there is a 1.5" baby northern pike/pickerel in my 10 gallon fish tank......my ONLY fish tank....

Obviously you see the my problem.

Not only did she commit over 5 state crimes by bringing this fish home(no license, fishing with a net, undersized keep, transporting water, transporting live fish...i live in wisconsin so we have the VHS enforcement laws), I do not have the means of keeping it alive and healthy, at least not for very long.

wtf