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    Cute story..

    MY manager told us this story at our company meeting last night.

    A man was walking alone down a road, when all of a sudden, a dog comes up to him, and greets him as if he knows him. The man immediately recognizes the dog as the very dog he used to have some time ago. The man realized that he must have died, rejoining his dof in the "afterlife". The man and dog walk a long ways, and come to some gates, which were protected by a guard. The man then asked the guard if he could have some water, becuase he was thirsty. The guard said "sure". The man then asked, "Whjat is this place?" to which the guard replied, "heaven". The man then asked, "could I have some water for my dog too?" The guard, appalled, immediately replied, "No! Dogs aren't permitted here!" Confused, the man left, and after traveling a long distance comes across a farm. There is an old farmer sitting on the porch. The mman asks again, if he could have some water. Then asks, "could I have some water for my dog?" "of course", the farmer replied, "there's a bowl right there. "what is this place?" the man then asked. "Heaven" said the old farmer. "Wait a minute", the man said. "This cannot be heaven, the place I just came from was heaven!" The farmer then said, "Oh, no that wasn't heaven...that must've been Hell. I hate when people say something is when it really isn't"
    "Because I couldn't imagine Heaven without my best friend."
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    Re: Cute story..

    Haha...I enjoyed that story.

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    Re: Cute story..

    Thats a good story thanks for sharing it with us
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    Re: Cute story..

    I'm not religious but I did like that

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