Rrrrg!

[pythontricker]

I am so tired of these stupid emails. I get all these emails from the "nigerian police" saying that I have to pay like 4 trillion dollars and stuff and this one, they really went out on a limb for this.


"Dearest,

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart.

My name is Abeni Dominic Dim Deng, 22yrs old, female and I held from Sudan. My father Lt. Gen Dominic Dim Deng and my mother including other top Military officers and top government officials had been on board when the plane crashed on Friday May 02, 2008.

You can read more about the crash through the below site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7380412.stm

After the burial of my father, my uncle conspired and sold my father's properties to one Chin ease Expatriate and live nothing for me. One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I traveled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself. On my arrival, the Branch manager of the Bank whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction to the bank was the money be release to me only when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas.

I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle have threaten to assassinate me. The amount is $8.4 Million and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso. You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country.

However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am affraid of my weaked uncle who has threatened to kill me.

Sincerely yours,

Abeni Dominic Dim Deng."





So stupid.

[AaronP]

Reply back with something raunchy.

[SecurityStacey]

What... sounds legit to me...

[butters!]

sounds like you have some kind of adware on your pc.check your anti virus and spyware.

[Royal_Rodents]

my reply:
good luck with your uncle

[pythontricker]

I said something that cannot be posted here. hehehehehehe! Lets just say I made a wish.

[SecurityStacey]

And look! Now an official in Nigeria wants the victims to go to jail as well...

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post...-scammers.html

[pythontricker]

I get about two of these 419 emails a month. Watch this video,
can you say BUSTED!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0e-p...eature=related

[Ophiuchus]

(sniff sniff) I smell spam!

[pythontricker]

me spamming? why would I spam on this site?