You may be addicted

[Rapture]

You drive an '86 Toyota Celica yet you have thousands of dollars invested in BP's, their food, and caging.

[AaronP]

You drive an '86 Toyota Celica yet you have thousands of dollars invested in BP's, their food, and caging.

I bet that '86 Celica gets better mileage than the '09 model :p.

You might be addicted if you have to explain basic genetics on a regular basis, and you're only talking about snakes.

[stangs13]

I have another..

you have already spent next weeks paycheck!

your paycheck is split 50 for snakes, 25 for your food, and 25 for your internet service!

[snakemanjayd]

I have another..

you have already spent next weeks paycheck!

your paycheck is split 50 for snakes, 25 for your food, and 25 for your internet service!

I second that.
Spent all my cash on snakes and racks...
Running out of food.
But still have plenty of frozen mice...

[pythontricker]

... If you call Michael Jackson a piebald.

[pythontricker]

Or if your ball python is having a better sex life than you and you are happy about it.

[NextWorldExotics]

The 2 above this post are the best lol!

If you look at everything you want to buy as what morph it would cost...

New camera, ahhh thats a Bee and a Woma (i may have to throw in a pastel girl too?)...

New (er) car, thats only 5 Calicos...

Boat, thats a Champange... im getting a Champagne

[JLC]

When you kick half the covers off at night, and when your other half complains you reply, "But honey, I'm thermoregulating."

We've been through this exact scenario....many times!

[Beardedragon]

If you find out someone you work around has a ball python and you secretly stalk them a little and make friends with them just to see what their snakes husbandry looks like

Somehow you spend more than you make on snakes(guilty)

[dacalio]

The only vacations you take are arranged around picking up rats, snakes, or going to a reptile expo.