Prisoners of War

[frankykeno]

Oh lovely now the ASF's have joined the revolution (rat-a-lution???). Caught this one raising funds for the trip over to your place Pat to free their brothers!



Once the ASF's get involved well....you're toast Patticakes. It was nice knowing ya.

UPDATE!!! Just caught this little fellow trying to make a break for it. He squeaked something about "recon" and "name, rank and serial number"! I think he'd have made it all the way to Cali if it weren't for the whole too short to reach the doorknob thing. Watch yourself Pat, you've really gone and done it this time!

[Patrick Long]

I want dumbos het hairless!!

Thats what I had

Oh lovely now the ASF's have joined the revolution (rat-a-lution???). Caught this one raising funds for the trip over to your place Pat to free their brothers!



Once the ASF's get involved well....you're toast Patticakes. It was nice knowing ya.

UPDATE!!! Just caught this little fellow trying to make a break for it. He squeaked something about "recon" and "name, rank and serial number"! I think he'd have made it all the way to Cali if it weren't for the whole too short to reach the doorknob thing. Watch yourself Pat, you've really gone and done it this time!

OMG!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH



That made my day right there!

[stangs13]

you should def send me dumbos het nakedness!

[frankykeno]

EEEEEPPPPP!

[wilomn]

It was rodent cleaning day today and I caught a movement out of the corner of my eye as I was cleaning. To say I was surprised is an understatement.

Pattimus, WHAT have you done???

Viva la Revolution!!!

Rodentia of the World UNITE!!!!

No longer should mouse and rat fight one another. No longer should Cute and Fuzzy Bunny Rabbits think they are too good for their long-tailed cousins.
No longer should any Self Respecting Hair Wearing Varmit submit to the will of those who would simply use us for FOOD.

YES Rat Brothers and Mouse Sisters, YES Rabbit Cousins, the Evil Two Legs see us as nothing more than food for Slithers and Monsters. We are FOOD NO MORE.

RISE up my bretheren. Tolerate this treatment NO LONGER. I say we are NOT food for those with scales. We are not. We are NOT FOOD!!!!

One voice alone will not, nay, cannot be heard, but if you squeek with me, if we combine our outrage at our treatment, THEN and only THEN will we be heard.

No longer will we be treated as playthings, dressed up, SHAVED and forced to wear MAKEUP just to satisfy the unholy yearnings of these two legs who keep us. No more hiding our faces in shame, longing for the day we are fed to Monsters and no legs just to put an end to the shame to which we are submitted with nary a thought to our well being or socail standing.

No more say I, will we tolerate keepers such as Pattimus pattycakius, most foul of ratshavers, nightmare of rodentia world wide.

We've all seen the pictures of what tortures he submits those unfortunate enough to fall into his hands; the dresses of dolls, the removal of body hair by nefarious means, the, the, oh the shame, the painting of our faces to more resemble what can only be thought to be more attractive to his foulness, the powders and oils and lubricants.....oh the shame that has befallen so many of our brothers and sisters.

No MORE say I. Join me and those who think as I do in protest, in escape, in putting an end to such as Pattimus and his ilk.

Read this and pass the information on to those who can't read it. Be sure to eat the evidence so we can take them unawares.

Be strong my brothers. Live long my sisters in sufferage. We shall OVERCOME these brutal tyrants IF we can work together.

Further messages will be coming.

Viva la Revolution!!!!

[frankykeno]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Wes I spewed lemonade out my freakin nose!

That was the funniest darn th....hmmm what's the sound...like little claws scratching on the hardwood floors....must be nuth....omg...OMG......

help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee help meeeeeeeeee the rats are loose....the rats are loose........

[dsirkle]

Wes, when you are out there field herping and looking for Desert Kings and Baja Rat snakes and such leave them cacti with the little pink flowers alone.

[Patrick Long]

hahahaha wes.....



that was friggin funny as hell

[wilomn]

Wes, when you are out there field herping and looking for Desert Kings and Baja Rat snakes and such leave them cacti with the little pink flowers alone.

I have NO idea what you are referring to. Let me ask my little friend, who only I can see, if he can lend me some insight. It may take a while though. He's not always easy to understand, being a lizard and all.

He is GREAT at directions though. He always knows which way the car is. It's a shame he let's me think I do for two days at a time though. Lizards have an odd sense of humor.

hahahaha wes.....



that was friggin funny as hell

Me like Cookie.

[frankykeno]

Wes hold up there....look again...there's a big blue monster but.....suspiciously...

NO DARN COOKIE!