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  1. 04-02-2008, 12:57 PM #21
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    Re: OMG, i'm pregnant

    hey with the technical advancements... anything is possible!

    glad you are all having fun with this...

    *mwaaaaahhhhhhhh*
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    Re: OMG, i'm pregnant

    Quote Originally Posted by Ladydragon View Post
    ...Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .
    The Pope
    Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.


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    Re: OMG, i'm pregnant

    Crap Im pregnant and Im a boy!!! Sposingly I have a 12 lbs, 3 oz and have brown hair and green eyes and the father is the Neighborhood Kid. How the heck? THis is gona hurt!!

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    Re: OMG, i'm pregnant

    I'm having a beautiful baby girl with Fabio!! Oh my..keeping the romance alive!


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    Re: OMG, i'm pregnant

    I clicked different father and it came up with Janet Reno
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    Re: OMG, i'm pregnant

    Quote Originally Posted by starmom View Post
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    Re: OMG, i'm pregnant

    According to the birth certificate I am pregnant with a boy who was born 2 years ago by Richard Cheney
    Last edited by dr del; 04-02-2008 at 05:31 PM. Reason: removing word the censors get confused about ;-P
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    Re: OMG, i'm pregnant

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyOhh View Post
    Mine is an 8lb baby boy sired from Boss Hogg...

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
    Quote Originally Posted by MarkS View Post
    Well, that can't be right.... because it says that Boss Hogg is the father of MY baby girl.... Theres gonna be hell to pay when he gets home....
    You two better back up offa my man!
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    Re: OMG, i'm pregnant

    Quote Originally Posted by littleindiangirl View Post
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    DIC.K CHENEY is the father?!!!?!?!?!?

    *dies X_x

    (oh yea, red hair and green eyes, I'm het for the red eyed dilute!)
    That is what I got as well. My "second" father was arnold swartanager (sp?).

    I about died when I saw cheney
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    Re: OMG, i'm pregnant

    I decided to try again... and I noticed they test us for Bovine Encephalitis...

    Who the heck has Mad Cow Disease?

    "Heather, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so darn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!"

    AND THE DADDY IS:

    Fabio

    "You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes."

    Hubba hubba... Much better the second time around
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