Bald Python Stolen

[SPJ]

Just how many incorrect statements can be in one article?

http://www.bakercountypress.com/ind...&id=130&Itemid=

‘Show me the python’
Written by Jim McGauley
Thursday, 07 December 2006
Anybody seen a 33-inch long bald python?
It’s whereabouts are a bit of a mystery since the 20-year-old Glen St. Mary man who admits to stealing it doesn’t remember what he did with the reptile.
Christopher Woolf, in an inteview November 30 with Lt. Chuck Brannan and Investigator Steve Harvey, said he was drunk and high on prescription medication when he took the snake from Gregory Griffis’ residence on South 4th St. in Macclenny. The theft occurred the previous day.
Mr. Griffis, who is confined to a wheelchair, told police the accused came to his house about 7:20 and, after asking to hold the snake, intentionally knocked out a light and plunged the room into darkness. Mr. Woolf complied with the owner’s request to turn a light back on, and realized when Mr. Woolf left soon after that he had taken the snake.
The accused, who lives at 7881 Narrow Trail in Glen St. Mary, got in touch with Mr. Griffis the following day and admitted taking the python valued at $350, and offered to pay for it because he could not locate it. Mr. Woolf’s girlfriend Lindsey Chase also telephoned the owner to promise Mr. Woolf would sell his ATV to raise the cash.
Bald pythons are generally considered good pets and don’t pose a danger to humans, unlike some of their close relatives like Burmese pythons that grow to 30-feet in length. The bald species with its distinct markings rarely gets over eight feet, according to Brian Higginbotham of Callahan, an amateur snake expert who has several for pets.
“They (larger ones) can be dangerous to smaller animals including cats and small dogs,” he said. Whether they seize prey depends largely on their quirky appetites since they can go months without eating, he explained. A snake the size of the missing one normally feeds on mice.
Bald pythons are easily recognizable with a black and brown pattern of striping with white stomachs.
As of Tuesday of this week, Investigator Harvey said the python is still at large.

[rabernet]

Well, technically, I guess they ARE bald!

[joepythons]

Just how many incorrect statements can be in one article?

http://www.bakercountypress.com/ind...&id=130&Itemid=

‘Show me the python’
Written by Jim McGauley
Thursday, 07 December 2006
Anybody seen a 33-inch long bald python?
It’s whereabouts are a bit of a mystery since the 20-year-old Glen St. Mary man who admits to stealing it doesn’t remember what he did with the reptile.
Christopher Woolf, in an inteview November 30 with Lt. Chuck Brannan and Investigator Steve Harvey, said he was drunk and high on prescription medication when he took the snake from Gregory Griffis’ residence on South 4th St. in Macclenny. The theft occurred the previous day.
Mr. Griffis, who is confined to a wheelchair, told police the accused came to his house about 7:20 and, after asking to hold the snake, intentionally knocked out a light and plunged the room into darkness. Mr. Woolf complied with the owner’s request to turn a light back on, and realized when Mr. Woolf left soon after that he had taken the snake.
The accused, who lives at 7881 Narrow Trail in Glen St. Mary, got in touch with Mr. Griffis the following day and admitted taking the python valued at $350, and offered to pay for it because he could not locate it. Mr. Woolf’s girlfriend Lindsey Chase also telephoned the owner to promise Mr. Woolf would sell his ATV to raise the cash.
Bald pythons are generally considered good pets and don’t pose a danger to humans, unlike some of their close relatives like Burmese pythons that grow to 30-feet in length. The bald species with its distinct markings rarely gets over eight feet, according to Brian Higginbotham of Callahan, an amateur snake expert who has several for pets.
“They (larger ones) can be dangerous to smaller animals including cats and small dogs,” he said. Whether they seize prey depends largely on their quirky appetites since they can go months without eating, he explained. A snake the size of the missing one normally feeds on mice.
Bald pythons are easily recognizable with a black and brown pattern of striping with white stomachs.
As of Tuesday of this week, Investigator Harvey said the python is still at large.

Wow we need this guy here to edumacatemas about thems bald 8ft striped cat eaters .What a bunch of morons

[Nate]

nice...very nice.

[joepythons]

Well, technically, I guess they ARE bald!

Mines gotsa mohawk

[AzureN1ght]

Ah, the elusive 8ft Bald Python...

SPJ--that article is priceless.

--Kim

[ZEKESMOM]

:eek: Zekes bald! Think he could be related to this elusive 8ft bald python Damn guy told me he wouldn't get over 4 ft and that he would be shag by the time he was 3! LOL Stupid idiots!

[recycling goddess]

i don't tell dexter he's bald... just folically challenged! (and men do have their measurements... um... off by a bit... so ya... it's 8 ft honey!)

[Blu Mongoose]

And I was wondering why his hair wasn't coming in!!!

[Sausage]

I wonder why mine came with hair...