Feces question

[Kojak]

Haha...that's funny, I don't care who you are! The vet seemed a little concerned, I suppose, since Ramses hadn't gone for about 3 weeks+. I'm sure it was because he thought that I wasn't feeding him enough and didn't think that I knew much about snakes. He had asked me when he walked in if this was my first snake, and it is. I have owned iguanas, and other small lizards, but this is my first snake. But, he didn't know I have a great support network like Jo and Robin and all the other kind folks on here.
But as the Vet and I got to talking, he soon realized that, although this was my first snake, I was no dummy. He started talking about enclosing snakes together and was going to mention snake illnesses, and I said..."Like IBD?"...that floored him....LOL He asked me how I knew what IBD was, and told, I had done my home work!
Thanks again everyone...and I'll have to try that whole "hand the snake to my 'favorite' person" thing when it should be time for a "movement". HEHEHEHE

[Schlyne]

Not sure if it's "The Poop Master" or "Snake Poop Whisperer" or even the ever popular "Mystic Feces Warrior God" but all I know is the man knows his snake doo doo!

I vote for Mystic Feces Warrior God

[frankykeno]

I vote for Mystic Feces Warrior God

Okay it's official then...hey Mods...somebody see if Adam would like a new custom title! hehehehehehehe

....and then the unworthy came to ask the Master of All Things Movement Related..."Oh Master - why has my snake not crapped???"...and the Master said, "what you didn't bring me any beer!!!!" and they trembled in fear and awe and one ran to drag the cooler up the mountainside (another sat on Jamie so he didn't drink all the beers again), and a third brave and trembling supplicant begged in a whisper "but it hasn't had a dump in a month oh Mystic One" to which the Wysocki replied in a deep and wonderous voice....

"IT WILL POOP WHEN IT POOPS!"

and there was much rejoicing.....

[West Coast Jungle]

All I can say is I am very impressed by a man who can make a snake poop with his mere thoughts and words! I have just the patient for him Greta my girl who takes but isn't giving back LOL!

[West Coast Jungle]

A Snake poop cult. Who woulda thunk?

[frankykeno]

All I can say is I am very impressed by a man who can make a snake poop with his mere thoughts and words! I have just the patient for him Greta my girl who takes but isn't giving back LOL!

Yep just post a thread about how worried you are she isn't pooping, wait until Adam answers...she'll go...it's either his Mystic power or snakes are just evil and are smirking at us behind our backs (probably what they do inside those hides for hours every day!)

[West Coast Jungle]

Yep just post a thread about how worried you are she isn't pooping, wait until Adam answers...she'll go...it's either his Mystic power or snakes are just evil and are smirking at us behind our backs (probably what they do inside those hides for hours every day!)

I knew they were up to something! You know what they say? Watch out for the quite one! He was a quite neighbor, kept to himself and just BAM! Sound like someone in your house?

[West Coast Jungle]

Oh yeah! and Adam please anoint(how the hell do you spell that) my snake Greta with the almighty poop parable handed down over many clutches.