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    funniest BALL story

    hey

    just curious on whats your funniest conversation/story with someone where you mentioned how you hobby is on BALLs (python of course) or a funny sayign uve mentioned to others like i have the biggest balls they are 4000grams and 4 feet long!:eek:
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    Re: funniest BALL story

    I know i am not a moderator here,just given my .I do not think you will get any replies like your hoping for.The reason is this is a FAMILY FREINDLY site and stuff like you are refering to is not approperiat here.I would not be shocked if it was deleted.
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    Re: funniest BALL story

    oh maybe no one understood what my purpose was......
    i didnt mean anything innapropriate...i asked if anyone ever talked about their BP and the other person thought u were talking about something completely different

    sorry for the confusion
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    Re: funniest BALL story

    I was cleaning out Nag's cage with my daughters and we got to talking about snakes...kids asking questions and such.

    Well I had only had Nag for...oh...2 months or so by this time. I was letting the kids touch Nag and they pointed out something going on at the base of his tail. weotd movements. well, I put him doen completely in a hurry and was panic-stricken, thinking I had done something.

    As it turns out, all we were seeing was Nag making a doodie! I felt so dumb when I figured out what was happening. We laughed a lot, and now its one of the funny stories my kids tell to their classes in school.
    "I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM."

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    Re: funniest BALL story

    Quote Originally Posted by joepythons
    I know i am not a moderator here,just given my .I do not think you will get any replies like your hoping for.The reason is this is a FAMILY FREINDLY site and stuff like you are refering to is not approperiat here.I would not be shocked if it was deleted.


    Wow VERY un Joe like. I figured you would jump all up on this thread.

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    Re: funniest BALL story

    Quote Originally Posted by stangs13
    Wow VERY un Joe like. I figured you would jump all up on this thread.
    Hey i gotta behave once in awhile .
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    Re: funniest BALL story

    told my mom i bought a ball python... she responded with "what if it bites you? do you know where to get the anti-venom?"... i replied with "yes mom, i do... I have to drive 15 miles down the street to the anti-venom store, i sure hope i make it there in time..."
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    Re: funniest BALL story

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaffer
    told my mom i bought a ball python... she responded with "what if it bites you? do you know where to get the anti-venom?"... i replied with "yes mom, i do... I have to drive 15 miles down the street to the anti-venom store, i sure hope i make it there in time..."
    LOL

    i got bitten by a bp at a reptile shop and came home and my mom was like "YOU'RE SHAKING! YOU'VE GOT THE VENOM IN YOU!!!"

    i laughed so hard
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    Re: funniest BALL story

    lol well i hope none of u die from being bit by a ball

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    Re: funniest BALL story

    There's the usual one of having a conversation with somebody, when somebody else overhears a comment like "you've got some nice balls" and gets the wrong idea...that happens quite often. Other than that...nothing

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