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    Nother joke for ya

    One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book, enjoying the peace and quiet.

    Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

    "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left .

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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    Re: Nother joke for ya

    My mom emailed me that one before....It's still a good one though,
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    FINALLY got my BEL,no longer breeding snakes. married to mechnut450..

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    Re: Nother joke for ya

    I love it!
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    Re: Nother joke for ya

    lol, nice one gonna try to keep that in mind .. she could be alittle bit challenging

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    Re: Nother joke for ya

    LMAO!!!!
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