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  1. 01-24-2006, 06:12 AM #1
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    Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

    This is probably the most pointless post ever, but this site had my brother and I rolling and I thought I'd share the mirth.

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    Re: Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

    Lmao!
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    Re: Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

    OMG! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Mike is going to love this one! Thanks...what a hoot!


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    Re: Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

    Haha those were great, Pull the chuck norris lever!! Btw, anyone know chuck norris is 65 years old?
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    Re: Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

    That is so funny, I just printed it for our wholsome bathroom reading material at work.
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    Re: Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

    We actually have this posted on the door of the Honors and Scholars Workroom where I work at OSU. It's the first thing people see when they come downstairs What an impression!
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    Re: Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

    That's great!!!!





    I am going to have to print it off!
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    Re: Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! CHUCK NORRIS!!! he is SOOOO funny
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    Re: Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

    LMAO. Now that's comedy....
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    Re: Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

    I laughed all morning because of that....great thing to put you in a good mood in the morning

    LMAO.....There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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