Dueling twinkies

[Smulkin]

Sirrah, thine challenge accepted granting the following stipulations:


STIPULATION the First
In the interest of fairness and quality of weaponsnacks no Little Debbie snack cakes shall be admissible due to unnaturally high Crisco content.

STIPULATION the Second
No cakes of foreign manufacture containing wasabi-like substances, habanero extracts or urtricating hairs. AS much as I adore all things spicy the snack cake arena is no place for them.

STIPULATION the Third
A maximum of THREE snack cakes will be employed lest thee skip TWO in which case thou shalt move right to FOUR.

STIPULATION the Fourth
Pop Tarts and other thusly packaged snacks which unto themselves contain multiples are to be counted individually and per contents whether "packaged for individual resale" or not


Gloves doffed and smacked about thine face in acceptance

[jglass38]

Sirrah, thine challenge accepted granting the following stipulations:


STIPULATION the First
In the interest of fairness and quality of weaponsnacks no Little Debbie snack cakes shall be admissible due to unnaturally high Crisco content.

STIPULATION the Second
No cakes of foreign manufacture containing wasabi-like substances, habanero extracts or urtricating hairs. AS much as I adore all things spicy the snack cake arena is no place for them.

STIPULATION the Third
A maximum of THREE snack cakes will be employed lest thee skip TWO in which case thou shalt move right to FOUR.

STIPULATION the Fourth
Pop Tarts and other thusly packaged snacks which unto themselves contain multiples are to be counted individually and per contents whether "packaged for individual resale" or not


Gloves doffed and smacked about thine face in acceptance

Oh, its on like Donkey Kong man! Where have you ever seen a spicy snack cake? That is just wrong on so many levels.

On another note, its been a pleasure to hijack this thread with the assistance and willing participation of the forum moderators. You should be ashamed!

[tigerlily]

I feel I, as a proper SUPER moderator, should be on hand to make sure you both play nice. Hey I may even supply said snack cakes! (oh and this thread was toast way before this small little detour! )

[rabernet]

Please answer ASAP!


~~Jo~~

Is this the "they don't even realize it" that you were telling me about Jo? You're BAAAAADDDDD!!!!!

[rabernet]

And how dare you guys have fun while I'm slaving away at work to bring home the bacon!!!!!

[jglass38]

I was slaving..Kind of..Not really...Who am I kidding? I had my feet up all day!

[frankykeno]

Well Robin you noticed, bless your heart! (I'm learning to talk "southern" LOL)


Now...I've had a few husbands (don't ask), 4 hulking brothers, and am raising two sons...I know how this stuff goes! Here's my demands....

1) I am NOT cleaning up any subsequent mess made by projecticle mushy snack foods...this is NOT a "hey the new girl will get that dude!" situation!

2) If someone stuffs a twinkie up someone's nose I will not assist nor call 911 for your silly self....I will however join the ladies in a rousing laugh at your expense! Do remember snorting snack cakes may or may not be illegal in some states.

3) The mystery white stuff they pump into snack foods could in fact cause eye damage so act accordingly. If you choose not to, do remember this piece of wisdom...it's only fun till someone loses an eye! (then it's organized sport!)

I am a survivor of the Great Pumpkin Pie Fight of 1995! The nightmares still haunt me.....the carnage....the whipped cream....the cackling of granny as she nailed grandpa's bald spot from 50 paces....ohhhhhhh I need a drink to steady my nerves!


~~Jo~~

[jglass38]

Well Robin you noticed, bless your heart! (I'm learning to talk "southern" LOL)


Now...I've had a few husbands (don't ask), 4 hulking brothers, and am raising two sons...I know how this stuff goes! Here's my demands....

1) I am NOT cleaning up any subsequent mess made by projecticle mushy snack foods...this is NOT a "hey the new girl will get that dude!" situation!

2) If someone stuffs a twinkie up someone's nose I will not assist nor call 911 for your silly self....I will however join the ladies in a rousing laugh at your expense! Do remember snorting snack cakes may or may not be illegal in some states.

3) The mystery white stuff they pump into snack foods could in fact cause eye damage so act accordingly. If you choose not to, do remember this piece of wisdom...it's only fun till someone loses an eye! (then it's organized sport!)

I am a survivor of the Great Pumpkin Pie Fight of 1995! The nightmares still haunt me.....the carnage....the whipped cream....the cackling of granny as she nailed grandpa's bald spot from 50 paces....ohhhhhhh I need a drink to steady my nerves!


~~Jo~~

Lets just remember, if you choose to get involved in the snack cake challenge, you are fair game. Woman or not!

[Smulkin]

And remember, kids - don't bring a pie to a cake fight.

I come armed and delirious.

[Smulkin]

ANY objections to splitting this thread and depositing this zany latter half in off-topic?