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    What have I done?!?!

    When I first met my girlfriend, she was terrified of snakes and reptiles. She thought my bearded dragon had poisonous spikes and that the snakes would try to eat her hand. Well, 7 months of sleeping within 3 feet of reptile cages have turned her into "one of us." Keep in mind she knew NOTHING about reptiles when we first met except that they ate cute things.

    Tonight we were exchanging friendly jokes/cutdowns and she said, "if you have babies, they'll be 50% het for white trash!"

    what have I done!!!!
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    Re: What have I done?!?!

    lol thats great.
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    Re: What have I done?!?!

    HAHA! Thats hilarious..

    No offence, but i kinda thought you were a girl :/
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