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Re: Snake Jokes!
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Gary Larson for the WIN! Been a fan of his cartoons for a long time...
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)
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Last edited by Reinz; 07-07-2019 at 06:03 PM.
The one thing I found that you can count on about Balls is that they are consistent about their inconsistentcy.
1.2 Coastal Carpet Pythons
Mack The Knife, 2013
Lizzy, 2010
Etta, 2013
1.1 Jungle Carpet Pythons
Esmarelda , 2014
Sundance, 2012
2.0 Common BI Boas, Punch, 2005; Butch, age?
0.1 Normal Ball Python, Elvira, 2001
0.1 Olive (Aussie) Python, Olivia, 2017
Please excuse the spelling in my posts. Auto-Correct is my worst enema.
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Re: Snake Jokes!
Originally Posted by C.Marie
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent!
I was thinking a lawyer or politician. LOL.
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Re: Snake Jokes!
Originally Posted by MasonC2K
Hey, it's ALWAYS TIME for LAUGHS!
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)
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Re: Snake Jokes!
Why did the Python cross the road?
To eat the chicken!
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1.0 Jungle Carpet Python 'Ziggy'
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0.1 Brazilian Rainbow Boa 'Mara'
1.1 Tarahumara Mountain Boas 'Paco' and 'Frida'
2.0 Dumeril's Boas 'Gyre' and 'Titan'
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