Sur3fir3, for what it's worth, I took it as the joke you intended, but I can also see where it may fall flat for many online...
This reminds of many years ago- I used to get the newsletter/updated available snake list mailed (remember mail? ) from a well-known breeder of snakes+
-a man from whom I'd bought a number of snakes. The year his grand-daughter was born, he announced her in his letter as the arrival of a 7 lb. "pinkie"!
I suspect that some were horrified, but I knew his humor & laughed pretty hard. Your morph joke is kinda like that, lol.
Last edited by Bogertophis; 05-28-2019 at 12:34 PM.