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    Ball pythons and a green mamba

    I had the weirdest dream and it was quite unsettling. I dreamt that I ran out of rack space and had to put a whole bunch of ball pythons into the closet. Then I woke up in the night to check on them and noticed all the balls were squished to one side of the closet, pushing the door open. I opened the doors and noticed there was a green snake on the other end of the closet.

    Then, the ball pythons TALKED! One ball python said "Who's whatshisface?". Then another one replied, "Oh noes! It's the GREEN MAMBA!"

    I can't remember exactly what was said afterwards, but they were chattering to each other and it was something like "Carefull! He's venomous!", "I think I can take him!", If we sneak up from the side, we together, we can constrict him around the neck before he can bite us!" etc. etc.

    Then, the balls started inching closer and closer to the green mamba. The green mamba looked at them suspiciously, flicking its tongue.

    I thought for I while what to do. I admit I was scared of the green mamba. So I did not want to reach in to get him out. Why I didn't just take out the ball pythons, I don't know. There was quite a distance between them and the mamba was calm, I probably could have gotten the balls out without dying.

    I thought and thought and thought. Then I said, "Oh crap." End scene.

    Now, I have never kept hots in real life, and don't know nothing about them. I honestly if you had asked me what a green mamba was this morning, I'd know it was a snake but not sure if there really was a green mamba, or you were just pulling my leg, let alone what one looked like.

    I woke up with no recollection of the dream, ate breakfast and then suddenly remembered it. I had to look up "green mamba" on google to see if it existed. And right there was the picture staring at me of that exact same snake! Maybe a bit thinner in reality, but the head was the same.

    What are the freudian, yungian and modern interpretations of this dream?

    Discuss.

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    I'll have what he's having.

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    Re: Ball pythons and a green mamba

    Quote Originally Posted by Jhill001 View Post
    I'll have what he's having.
    Well I had some fried rice for breakfast (yes, BREAKFAST). So you can go have that.

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    So what forest do you go mushroom hunting in again?

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    LOL! Awww you guys, the interpretation of this dream could be a breakthrough in snake husbandry and y'all can just accuse me of eating mushrooms.

    I had mushrooms on my pizza a while back, maybe they switched sources.

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