The Haiku Thread

[Eric Alan]

Looks normal to me
It must be bred to be sure
Maybe a new morph.

The guy from Craigslist
Told me it was "Het Pastel".
How much is it worth?

[MarkS]

The guy from Craigslist
Told me it was "Het Pastel".
How much is it worth?

You know what they say
One is born every minute
Charge big bucks for it

[Eric Alan]

You know what they say
One is born every minute
Charge big bucks for it

I'm gonna be rich!
Selling snakes is so easy.
I can quit my job!

[Heeltoeclutch]

Oh you lucky fiends.
Someday I will get a snake...
He'll be my best friend.


We can go to movies,
I will make him little hats.
Burrito sounds good.

[Sammiebob]

I don't have any friends
My snakes are my only friends
Even they hate me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I really hate school
Why am I doing honors
There's so much homework

[Heeltoeclutch]

I don't have any friends
My snakes are my only friends
Even they hate me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I really hate school
Why am I doing honors
There's so much homework

What a tragic tale;
School is useful, gets you jobs;
Homework, you can eat.

[Sammiebob]

What a tragic tale;
School is useful, gets you jobs;
Homework, you can eat.

Tried to eat homework
It was not very yummy
So I spit it out
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Herpetology
Is what I plan to study
12 years of school left

[Heeltoeclutch]

Tried to eat homework
It was not very yummy
So I spit it out
--------------------------------------
Herpetology
Is what I plan to study
12 years of school left

Maybe add salsa;
If that don't work then ketchup
And old mayonnaise.

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Wow 12 years is long;
Sounds like medical school; should
Have cool content though.

[Sammiebob]

I really hope so
It's what I love to study
I love genetics

[Heeltoeclutch]

I really hope so
It's what I love to study
I love genetics

Love is important.
My love is for burritos.
One is digesting.