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Reptile pick up lines!
Best pick up line ever. "Hey after the show wanna go get a drink". LOL.
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Girl, i hope you know how to sex snakes cause i have some balls you can pop for me tonight.
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 Originally Posted by BumbleB
This thread has potential. Not saying if [we will] ever use the lines just funny to see what people can think of
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"Does this look aberrant to you?"
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by wycked
"Does this look aberrant to you?"
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LOL! I don't have any to add but these are seriously cracking me up.
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Reptile pick up lines!
Hey girl. You better watch out my snakes two feet long and can grow up to six😝
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I am going to use one of these lines on this girl I am talking to in biology lecture...I shall report back...this will be included when I ask her if she want to come over during break and study for our finals.
" Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars".- Edwin H. Chapin
"When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something; he has been put on his wits ... he has gained facts, learned his ignorance, is cured of the insanity of conceit, has got moderation and real skill".
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
Originally Posted by Physician&Snakes
I am going to use one of these lines on this girl I am talking to in biology lecture...I shall report back...this will be included when I ask her if she want to come over during break and study for our finals.
I asked when she would ready to study for the final and she said next week in her dorm...and I said, "shoot me a text because I will probably be locking up with you". She said OK with one of those smiles...and then we just carried on with general chit chat. 
" Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars".- Edwin H. Chapin
"When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something; he has been put on his wits ... he has gained facts, learned his ignorance, is cured of the insanity of conceit, has got moderation and real skill".
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Re: Reptile pick up lines!
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