Well, I'm a dummy.
It turns out Diego is in fact a "she". The seller usually informs me of all available females and all available unusual specimens. He assumed I knew from the price this snake was a she so, didn't specify this time.
On the plus side she is eating with no trouble.
I'll up date with better photos after she sheds.
Not plain at all. There are some "boaphiles" myself included that go nuts over locality and Mother Nature's paint jobs. I think you have a beauty there and let's face it,,, not a lot of people are posting up about long tails.