play with my balls

[crepers86]

talking to a friend about here that is not into snakes and i told him i am going to go play with my balls... he says there is no way i can say that to anyone and it sound right... but yall understand though

[BHReptiles]

talking to a friend about here that is not into snakes and i told him i am going to go play with my balls... he says there is no way i can say that to anyone and it sound right... but yall understand though

What makes this more awesome is when you're female, like myself, and you tell a crowd that you have to go play with your balls. Makes them question you every. single. time.

[Andybill]

(Phone rings)

Me: Hey momma!
Momma: Hey what are you up to?
Me: Oh just cleaning my balls.
Momma: . . . Huh?

[BHReptiles]

(Phone rings)

Me: Hey momma!
Momma: Hey what are you up to?
Me: Oh just cleaning my balls.
Momma: . . . Huh?

or substitute "cleaning" with "playing"....

[Mike41793]

Friend- "Yo dude you wanna go to wing nite?"
Me- "yea i just gotta finish feeding my balls."
Friend- "TMI dude, TMI..."

[SlitherinSisters]

I have to admit I enjoy a good ball joke It's not as funny coming from me since I'm female, but when we went on our honeymoon last month lots of people asked me what I do with the snakes when I'm gone. My response: "my mom usually takes care of my balls" I got a lot of weird looks

[crepers86]

thanks guys

[snomoon]

But, But, But.....
I only have
One Ball!

[liv]

My personal favourite is "I can fit 10 enormous balls in my rack!"

[RetiredJedi]

How about, "is it normal that I have one ball bigger than the other two?"...


"Even if they are the same age?"