BP Fart...

[RetiredJedi]

I've been woken from REM sleep by ball python farts.

HAHAHAHA, my wife has too

[Rob]

My males fart, my females just have rainbows and sunshine come out

[Redneck_Crow]

One of mine was on my lap one night and farted so loud that it scared me. I actually pushed the snake off onto the floor. I couldn't believe that anything that small could fart so loud and so long.

[aldebono]

We have experienced this twice. We heard it over the TV, dogs were on high alert, we were already in "Fate Accepted" mode because the Rhinoceros that was sneezing in the rack was already upon us and obviously very angry. When we realized we weren't dead, we looked at the rack to see one of the babies with its mouth open WIDE! Thrashing around like it was making the sound with its mouth.

Nastiest shart ever.

[ktint]

I have not yet encounter my BP fart. May be one day!!!!

My kingsnake sneezed a few times.

[coolballsdave]

I had one fart while holding it. I thought it was dying. It lasted like 5 seconds and deflated like a balloon. Definitely scared me good. He was so empty after that I put him back in his cage and gave him a rat.

[paperaith]

My boyfriend got sharted on once. I always keep that in mind while handling her around my head.

And also, this thread has me laughing my ASS off. Thanks guys.

[dante59]

I also heard my snake fart, and when i checked his tub there was a brown gooey stool. He's been normal ever since.

[Rob]

My boyfriend got sharted on once.:

Just so we are clear. Your snake attempted to fart and instead took a dump? Because that is the clear definition of a "shart". Lmao!

[Quantum Constrictors]

Havent had my Snake fart but my bearded dragon has quite a few times.