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you remind me of a champion bass.
i dont know whether to mount you or to eat you? 
"you only regret the risks in life you DON'T take."
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PitOnTheProwl (02-15-2012)
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Best one for a rejection..
Me: Would you like to dance
Her: no
Me: No no I said you look fat in those pants..
Best pick up line ever is.
If you say no you'll spend the rest of your life wonder "was he really as good as he thinks he is".
When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban "for the discerning collector"
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heathers*bps (02-15-2012),Mike41793 (02-14-2012),ReptilesK2 (02-14-2012),Slim (02-15-2012)
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One of the oldest and tiredest I ever heard: "You know what would look good on you ? Me."
One of the corniest things I have said, although not as a pick up line: "You could bounce a quarter off his butt!"
Gale
1.0 Low-white Pied - Yakul | 1.0 Granite het Pied - Nago
1.0 Mojave - Okoto | 1.0 Vanilla - Kodama
1.0 Pastel - Koroku | 1.0 Fire - Osa
0.1 het Pied - Toki | 0.1 het Pied - Mauro
0.1 Mojave - Kina | 0.1 Blushback Cinnamon - Kuri
0.1 Fire - Mori | 0.1 Reduced Pinstripe - Sumi
0.1 Pastel - Yuki | 0.1 Dinker Normal - Akashi
0.1 Ghana Giant Normal - Tatari | 0.1 Dinker Normal - Kaiya
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Guy's like date pant's on a girl..you know pants that let you read the date on a quarter in her back pocket..
When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban "for the discerning collector"
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Re: Best Pickup Lines
Does this smell like chloroform?
Would buy you a drink if I wasn't jealous of the glass...
When does your centerfold come out?
I'm not your friend buddy!
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 Originally Posted by djansen
Does this smell like chloroform?
:eek:
"that outfit would look better on my bedroom floor  "
sent from my EVO
1.0 Spider "Charlie"
1.1 Normal "Precious" "Chumley"
0.1 Pastel "Sweet Dee"
1.1 Mojave "Stewie" "Little Bit"
0.1 Lesser "Sally"
1.0 Pied "Jack"
1.0 Nile Monitor "Superman"
0.1 Bearded Dragons "Snookie"
0.0.1 Sulcuta Tortoise "Kenny Powers"
1.0 Chocolate lab "Dante"
1.0 Now snake obsessed boyfriend
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I crapped in my pants can I get in yours?
My friend from high school said this ALL the time! Lol.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I897 using Tapatalk
Country Born Exotics
Soon to be specializing in: Desert Ghost, Clown, Banana, Hypo, Pied, and Spotnose Combos
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Re: Best Pickup Lines
Can I be Mr. Wrong until you find Mr. Right?
"Cry, Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war..."
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When we get up in the morning what would you like me to make for breakfast??
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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together
-Joe
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