Tis' the season...

[Skittles1101]

While pulling stuck shed off my second of 9 ball pythons today, I started thinking of a song that fit with keeping ball pythons, and the pros and cons of having ball pythons this time of year. Not my best work, but thought it was fitting for the season lol

~On the first day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: A defensive strike unexpectedly.

~On the second day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: Two escapees, and a defensive strike unexpectedly.

~On the third day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: Three tipped water dishes, two escapees, and a defensive strike unexpectedly.

~On the fourth day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: Four scared virgins, three tipped water dishes, two escapees, and a defensive strike unexpectedly.

~On the fifth day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: Five locks finally!....four scared virgins, three tipped water dishes, two escapees, and a defensive strike unexpectedly.

~On the sixth day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: Six sheds are stuck, five locks finally!, four scared virgins, three tipped water dishes, two escapees, and a defensive strike unexpectedly.

~On the seventh day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: Seven stinky tubs, six shed are stuck, five locks finally!, four scared virgins, three tipped water dishes, two escapees, and a defensive strike unexpectedly.

~On the eight day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: Eight food refusals, seven stinky tubs, six sheds are stuck, five locks finally!, four scared virgins, three tipped water dishes, two escapees, and a defensive strike unexpectedly.

On the ninth day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: Nine females soaking, eight food refusals, seven stinky tubs, six sheds are stuck, five locks finally!, four scared virgins, three tipped water dishes, two escapees, and a defensive strike unexpectedly.

On the tenth day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: Ten picky mousers, nine females soaking, eight food refusals, seven stinky tubs, six sheds are stuck, five locks finally!, fours scared virgins, three tipped water dishes, two escapees, and a defensive strike unexpectedly.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: Eleven ate their substrate, ten picky mousers, nine females soaking, eight food refusals, seven stinky tubs, six sheds are stuck, five locks finally!, four scared virgins, three tipped water dishes, two escapees, and a defensive strike unexpectedly.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my ball pythons gave to me: Twelve eggs laid, eleven ate their substrate, ten picky mousers, nine females soaking, eight food refusals, seven stinky tubs, six sheds are stuck, five locks finally!, four scared virgins, three tipped water dishes, two escapees, and a defensive strike unexpectedly.

[Yaqcubper]

LOL that's awesome

[DellaF]

OMG! I needed that laugh. I found myself singing along. Still laughing!

[bigmike76]

lol, NICE! you have that many balls?

[Skittles1101]

lol, NICE! you have that many balls?

I have 9 balls and a boa, and I'm not even breeding yet so I stole some others experiences to add to it lol.

[babyknees]

I love it!

[tcutting]

OMG! I needed that laugh. I found myself singing along. Still laughing!

x2

Awesome work!! funny and creative!

[Steve-J]

Great work and gave me a much needed laugh. Fun to song along to also! Thanks!

[bigmike76]

wow, nice.. did you want another for your collection? i have a redused pattern normal male ball cheap, I have no room for him..

[Jor23dan]

LOL to much time on your hands. Very funny though. Couldnt help but sing while reading it